Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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