I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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