I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
We got so high we made milksteak
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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