hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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