I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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