My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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