the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Found the puke drawer
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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