matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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