I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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