turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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