What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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