Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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