I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
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