Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
