I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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