whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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