around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
we're so committed to being not committed
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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