We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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