This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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