My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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