I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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