is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
you would pick up someone in the library
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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