you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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