ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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