I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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