Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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