so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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