Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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