Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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