I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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