chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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