You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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