Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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