theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
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If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I have already put on my inside pants.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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