the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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