So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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