It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
operation harelip BJ is a go
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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