There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
The adults are the big ones right?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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