Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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