I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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