How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
The power of my boobs compel you
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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