he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Randomize
