The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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