I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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