i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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