i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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