She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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