So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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