I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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