: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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