What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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