Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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