i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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